Date Everything! is an exceptional Simulation that raises the bar for the genre.
90
Verdict
94%
Steam
84
IGDB
Verdict score based on confidence-adjusted Steam reviews?
Very Positive on Steam (94% positive from 6.9K reviews)
Critically acclaimed (84/100 critic average)
No significant drawbacks reported
Date Everything! is a sandbox dating sim developed by Sassy Chap Games and published by Team17. The game revolves around the player character forming relationships with anthropomorphized versions of everyday objects around their house. It was released on June 17, 2025, for Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Windows and Xbox Series X/S. The game received positive reviews, with praise aimed at its concept, humor, and voice acting.
Runs well on modern hardware.
Last updated 8h ago
I see why people like this this game. It was interesting, quirky, with great voice acting. But it turns out that it was very much not for me. I got bored of the repetitive gameplay look pretty quickly, and due to the sheer number of intractable objects, I found navigating and tracking stories and characters almost impossibly overwhelming. I wish I'd gelled with it more. But hey ho, not every game will be for everyone. (I wish Steam allowed for a neutral option rather than having to choose positive or negative).
Easily the most fun dating sim out there! Let's be honest, who wouldn't date their own fridge?! Where to even start.... The voice acting was so well done! I can imagine the voice actors had tons of fun telling their silly stories. I didn't even think about all those possibilities that this game presented, and how interesting your everyday household items can be! Also, the outfit designs for them are absolutely amazing and so creative. I wouldn't have imagined that a mini bar could be this cute and stylish, yet I ended up being friend-zoned. Here I thought being nice and supportive would make her like me, but I guess I was nice in the "wrong" way, if you get what I mean. The conversations are mostly about getting to know them better and finally breaking the ice and asking to date them. I would go as far as to say you might develop better social skills by playing this game. There are sooo many characters to befriend with, there must be someone's type for everyone. I at least had multiple household furniture that got me interested! For me, there are still many more items left to discover, and I already think I've met a lot by now. I am very much looking forward to more, and of course, how the story goes on. Every day, there are a few conversations to be had before we have to go to bed, and even there, we get to meet lovely new companions. I might come back to update this review with more impressions, but for now, nuff said, time to date! Edit: After 40 hours, I'm getting kind of tired. I haven't been able to realize anyone yet, and keeping track of the stories feels like a chore. I really want to enjoy the game, but I feel a little burned out. Always looking at my specs and comparing them to the character's set bar for realization...
really enjoyed this dating sim. some stories weren't engaging to me, but with so much variety in the type of personalities of the house there were bound to be some i didn't click with. lots of characters to discover and interact with even though the game happens entirely within a single house. faves are to be Parker and Kopi
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