Elden Ring

You will wish to go back in time the first time you finish this game to experience it all over again. Best game of all time

This game is perfect for dog people since its basically 50% about dogs, the other 50% contain suffering, perfect for masochistic people, though important to mention is that this game will teach you that suffering is the only way archieving true happines, also dont give up after dying 30 times to the first boss. Good luck you maidenless tarnished!! Please praise the message twins, this review is very tuff.

I got Elden Ring as a Christmas present from my big brother, which was a pretty bold choice since it was my first souls-like. At first it felt like the game was personally offended by my existence, and I died… a lot. Like, A LOT. I’m pretty sure some bosses knew me on a first-name basis. Somehow I crawled through everything, and now I’ve beaten New Game +8, collected basically everything, and yeah… the game is super easy. Totally relaxing experience. Definitely didn’t spend hours getting impaled, flattened, burned, and launched into the air like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ragdoll before I finally understood the patterns. The funny part is my brother still hasn’t even beaten the DLC, so at this point I’m not sure if this was a gift or some kind of challenge he set up for me. Either way, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Great game, brutal at times, but insanely satisfying once you get into it. Would definitely recommend. GIT GUD!