Geometry Dash

I bought this game because I thought it was about jumping over squares. A few minutes later I was arguing with a cube. Then I found out people make levels harder than anything the developers ever imagined. Then I watched someone beat one of those levels. Now I understand why this game has been alive for so many years. Simple idea. Infinite skill ceiling. Fantastic soundtrack. My cube has exploded thousands of times. It probably has thousands more left. Recommended.

Hooked my wife's lovesense to the music of this game, as I played, she experienced immense orgasms, that of which I could not deliver myself, It becomes like a game of chess, finding out which musical patterns stimulate her in just the right way. I believe I am well acquainted with the location of the clitoris now, thanks to Geometry dash. PS: I would like to advertise my work in progress storyboard, I am writing a story about the ups and downs of swinger livelyhood, like a frail gazelle I am forced to sit by, and observe as the taurus like figure, bestows upon me the ancient wisdom of pleasing a woman, such as my wife. He tells me that its all in the stroke of it, (the motion of the ocean if you must) I have been put on a strict soy diet, to ensure my feminine form. My mother has become increasingly disappointed with my life decisions (Stupid foid). Perchancedly I will learn to tame the lioness (My wife) and break free from the vortescent shackles (My ♥♥♥♥ cage) so that I may rival the taurus beast and lay claim to the once fabled Clitoris.

This game has managed to pop every existing vein from my temples to my forehead. Future Funk 99% x2 is the sole reason my ovaries will not produce eggs anymore making me infertile, even though I have now 100%ed it. I am on my journey to beating Sweater Weather—I'm pretty sure it's already slowly amputating my legs (somehow), but who cares as long as I have an index finger to play click game. Somehow, Doggie still has a full head of hair despite a 97% fail on Grief, where I would have otherwise shed all of it off the second the death frame appeared. I guess to each their own.