Mini Motorways

VERY FUN GAME VERY RELAXING ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10

Imagine you need to go shopping, when some otherworldly being decides to take away your private train. You refuse, keep driving on the now non-existent road, because screw gravity. So what if someone forced all traffic through one single road? So, what you need to go to the other side of town just to do whatever it is the cars do in this game? That doesn't mean you'll cooperate with the rest of society and go through your designated path. And you know why? You enjoy being a menace. You will go all over town, and you will cause traffic problems at the entrances of people's homes. You don't mind. You figured out long ago when your private train started to disappear under your feet that you are a part of a simulation. You are not real. Nothing matters. The only thing left to do is to purposefully place another shop at the furthest corner of the map from any customers and cause more havoc. You are nothing, but you are a proud nothing. You managed to annoy god, or whoever it is controlling the formation of the place you once popped into and decided to call home. You are the loose end; you are the one who cracked the system so badly that the entire simulation collapsed under the pressure of supply and demand. You still don't care. Maybe if capitalism fails, you will finally cease to exist, or at least stop the suffer of what is known as traffic. Go! Encourage others to do the same! Go the long way everywhere, go round and round the poor roundabouts trying to help. Break the law! Crush into people at every intersection you pass! Go through red lights. Don't keep all colors separate, even if it will potentially help. You are a menace, but not a racist. You are just a small peice of the puzzle, but even if one piece goes missing the puzzle will never be complete. Yes, this game is very well made. It might be mimicing the world too well. I would absolutly continue playing instead of studying for my test.

A solid strategy/logistics game. There is a lot of problem solving to be done. I find this game addictive and it is real easy to lose track of time while playing it. Simplistic graphics and simple premise, but not a simple game. I am having a blast and will keep grinding away on this one.