Ultrakill

May or may not be completely ass at this game, may or may not have raged at this game, but is still the best game in my library

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑️ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑️ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑️ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑️ Teens ☑️ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑️ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑️ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑️Easy to learn / Hard to master(Hard to mastery really means HARD) ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑️ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑️ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑️ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑️ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑️ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑️ 10

(Caution: autism overload incoming:) As a certified ultrakiller (230 hours of gameplay as the time of review). i can safely say, that this game is one of the best pieces of media i have ever played. i love the sounds, i love the music, i love the gameplay, and i love especially the LORE, this game has some of the most intriguing and entertaining LORE i've ever seen. This game has brought me so much joy over the past few months, because i love being able to find new ways to deal with enemies and bosses. and that's the thing. ULTRAKILL has a TON of different playstyles, mine usually revolves around conduction, coins and the jackhammer, but to others, it might revolve around explosions, conduction and the S.R.S cannon, and they are all decent choices because the game is fairly balanced with its weapons. And the happiness you get when learning something new, like Projectile boosting or chargebacks is just so freaking cool. And Omg, the MUSIC. don't get me started on it. Its just so PEAK, hakita reallly did COOK with the sound design, one of my favorites is of Course, "War Without Reason" , the way the song sync's with the gameplay is just peak, especially the guitar part, its one of the most intense moments in the entire game. If you're indecisive about buying it... Just DO IT . To me it was worth every penny i spent on it, Its an unique experience everyone should at least try.